Thursday, March 25, 2010

You might be a prepper if...

River Picture

You might be a prepper if…

1.) Every family member gets to push their own cart at the local grocery store.

2.) You view your neighbors’ pool as an emergency source of water.

3.) You have more ammo at home than Walmart has on their shelves.

4.) All your recipes have rice and beans as the main ingredients.

5.) Your favorite radio station is the emergency broadcast channel.

6.) You have 9-1-1 on speed dial.

7.) You have enough heirloom seeds to plant a ten acre garden for ten years.

8.) You have more gasoline in 5 gallon cans than you do in your vehicles.

9.) You have a map marked with all 43 ways to get to your bug-out location.

10.) You have more knives than are on display at Academy Sports and Outdoors.

11.) Your home still has lights when the power is out.

12.) You don’t have trees in your yard because they are now firewood for your stove.

13.) You know more than a hundred ways to use a bandana.

14.) If something breaks, you start looking for your roll of duct tape.

15.) You spend your spare time braiding paracord into lanyards.

16.) Both your dogs have bug-out bags.

17.) Your first aid supplies weigh more than you do.

18.) Your key chain has more gadgets on it than the wife has in the kitchen drawer.

19.) You know which weeds are edible and what they look like and how they taste.

20.) You can start a fire 19 different ways that don’t include using wooden sticks.

21.) You have more cash stashed at home than you have in the bank.

22.) You are in charge of emergency drills at work.

23.) You listen to the prepper podcast because you like hearing your own voice.

24.) Your favorite reading materials are your old copies of “American Survival Guide”.

25.) You cuss Riverwalker because he put another river picture on Stealth Survival.

Are you a prepper?

Staying above the water line!



Gen-IL Homesteader said...

Cute list!

Anonymous said...

but but - I LIKE those River pictures man . . .

Funny list. I like that 'has more knives than Academy case', describes me to a T. I could probably live to 700 and never need to buy another knife again, lol.

Kymber said...

bahahahah! this is a great list - i loved "both of your dogs have bug-out bags"!!!

and i like the river pictures too!

SciFiChick said...

Thanks for a great start to my day!

Anonymous said...

...well 23 0f 25 is pretty good huh?...i would never cuss yer fine pix,i like'em,and i dial 1911...not 9-1-1,remember when seconds count,the police are only minutes away...

"hey Ken,why do you carry a gun?"

"because i can't carry a cop!"


riverwalker said...

A little humor can be a great way to start the day.

Thanks everybody!


Anonymous said...

Love the "Otter" pice! Only reason for one to even consider "reincarnation" is to come back as an Otter, live to play and eat !!

riverwalker said...

To: anonymous 5:35

Glad you like the otter pic.

He's a cute little fellow.

Thanks anon.


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