Sunday, February 22, 2009

The Top Ten Ways to Recognize Sheeple

Do you have friends or relatives that you are concerned about because you fear they are or may be on their way to becoming “sheeple”? Being able to recognize sheeple will aid you in your preparedness efforts.

How to Recognize Sheeple


1.) They have 1-800-CALL-FEMA on speed dial in case of an emergency.

2.) You see them peeling NRA stickers off truck bumpers.

3.) They are wearing T-shirts that say “More Government Now!”

4.) Their idea of emergency food for their children is a “Happy Meal”.

5.) Their concept of first aid is a trip to the ER at the hospital when they need a band-aid.

6.) They think “bug out” is a form of home pest control.

7.) They think “rocket stoves” are made by NASA.

8.) They think AR-15 is an IRS tax form that will give them a bigger refund.

9.) They think emergency shelter is a confirmed reservation at Holiday Inn.

10.) They think a Kabar is a place that serves alcoholic beverages.


Staying above the water line!

Riverwalker

12 comments:

  1. How about..."they think their 401K will come back". Asia is all down over 2% right now. Yikes!

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  2. I think I know some of those folks. Too funny RW, great stuff.

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  3. They still have an Obama bumpersticker on their car and still believe Obama A) is a good guy acting in our best interest and B) will save us.

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  4. To: RV Survivalist

    Ouch! 401k's coming back? No way.

    RW

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  5. To: Bullseye

    I sure hope not. Maybe they are just watching and hoping they can learn something from YOU.

    RW

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  6. To: Dr. Richard

    People still have those stickers on their vehicles? LOL

    RW

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  7. SO true, SO G*****n TRUE!!

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  8. To: YeoldFurt

    It's supposed to be funny and now you're telling me it's all true!
    Woe is me! LOL

    RW

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  9. They think preppers are yuppies! They look at you in horror when you explain what it is that we do...

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  10. To: erniesjourney

    Yuppie? What's a yuppie?

    RW

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  11. A 'yuppie' is a sheeple who has a puppy with a lisp.
    Or is it a puppy that has a sheeple with a lisp?
    Dang, now you got me confused (not that it's that hard to do!)
    lol good ones, River!
    Shy

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  12. To: shy wolf

    Thanks. Are you sure a yuppie isn't a small Yiddish dog...wouldn't that make it a yuppie. LOL

    RW

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