Murphy’s Laws of Gravity

Having a bad day? Did Murphy decide to visit you more than once this week? Is Murphy putting in a little overtime at your house? In order to help you survive, here is a list of Murphy’s Laws of Gravity.

1.) A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.

2.) A valuable item when dropped will always fall into an inaccessible place.

3.) Anything dropped in the bathroom will always fall into the toilet.

4.) A paint drip will always find the hole in the drop cloth and land on the floor.

5.) A dropped power tool will always land on concrete instead of the soft ground.

6.) Any item dropped while driving in your car will always be just out of reach.

7.) A shatter-proof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to break it.

8.) Dropping a dish being taken from the cabinet, will chip the sink but not the dish.

9.) Any item that’s not water-proof will always fall in water when dropped.

10.) Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed and will go in all directions.

Staying above the water line!

Riverwalker