Saturday, December 19, 2009

Predators and Swamp Monsters

Surviving in Texas just got a little harder. It’s bad enough that we experience just about every kind of natural disaster possible but now we have to worry about alien predators. I don’t really mind having to put up with the Bigfoots and Chupacabras in my area but I’m not really equipped to handle those nasty alien Predators.

Well, I guess I’m going to have to avoid the local swamps for a while, at least till I get a really big gun. Good thing that those Predators don’t usually show up except in the hottest part of the year. Look out in July of 2010 though! Personally, I think they’re probably going to learn to not mess with Texas!

Read some more about these ugly Predators here:

Predators and Swamp Monsters

Where is Arnold when you need him?

Maybe I need to give him a call and see if he is willing to help out this summer.

Staying above the water line!



idahobob said...

Fortunately, in my AO, we do not have any swamps.

Had enough of that crap whilst in the Army, ya know....Georgia, Florida, Panama, Asia, along with other fun & interesting places around this ol' orb.


riverwalker said...

To: idahobob

I hear where you're coming from! Spent a lot of time in Louisiana...plenty of swamp country around there also...gators and other nasty critters also!



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