Sunday, February 22, 2009

The Top Ten Ways to Recognize Sheeple

Do you have friends or relatives that you are concerned about because you fear they are or may be on their way to becoming “sheeple”? Being able to recognize sheeple will aid you in your preparedness efforts.

How to Recognize Sheeple

1.) They have 1-800-CALL-FEMA on speed dial in case of an emergency.

2.) You see them peeling NRA stickers off truck bumpers.

3.) They are wearing T-shirts that say “More Government Now!”

4.) Their idea of emergency food for their children is a “Happy Meal”.

5.) Their concept of first aid is a trip to the ER at the hospital when they need a band-aid.

6.) They think “bug out” is a form of home pest control.

7.) They think “rocket stoves” are made by NASA.

8.) They think AR-15 is an IRS tax form that will give them a bigger refund.

9.) They think emergency shelter is a confirmed reservation at Holiday Inn.

10.) They think a Kabar is a place that serves alcoholic beverages.

Staying above the water line!



RV Survivalist said...

How about..."they think their 401K will come back". Asia is all down over 2% right now. Yikes!

Bullseye said...

I think I know some of those folks. Too funny RW, great stuff.

Dr. Richard said...

They still have an Obama bumpersticker on their car and still believe Obama A) is a good guy acting in our best interest and B) will save us.

riverwalker said...

To: RV Survivalist

Ouch! 401k's coming back? No way.


riverwalker said...

To: Bullseye

I sure hope not. Maybe they are just watching and hoping they can learn something from YOU.


riverwalker said...

To: Dr. Richard

People still have those stickers on their vehicles? LOL


Anonymous said...

SO true, SO G*****n TRUE!!

riverwalker said...

To: YeoldFurt

It's supposed to be funny and now you're telling me it's all true!
Woe is me! LOL


erniesjourney said...

They think preppers are yuppies! They look at you in horror when you explain what it is that we do...

riverwalker said...

To: erniesjourney

Yuppie? What's a yuppie?


Shy Wolf said...

A 'yuppie' is a sheeple who has a puppy with a lisp.
Or is it a puppy that has a sheeple with a lisp?
Dang, now you got me confused (not that it's that hard to do!)
lol good ones, River!

riverwalker said...

To: shy wolf

Thanks. Are you sure a yuppie isn't a small Yiddish dog...wouldn't that make it a yuppie. LOL


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