Saturday, January 3, 2009

Murphy’s Laws of Gravity

Having a bad day? Did Murphy decide to visit you more than once this week? Is Murphy putting in a little overtime at your house? In order to help you survive, here is a list of Murphy’s Laws of Gravity.

1.) A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.

2.) A valuable item when dropped will always fall into an inaccessible place.

3.) Anything dropped in the bathroom will always fall into the toilet.

4.) A paint drip will always find the hole in the drop cloth and land on the floor.

5.) A dropped power tool will always land on concrete instead of the soft ground.

6.) Any item dropped while driving in your car will always be just out of reach.

7.) A shatter-proof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to break it.

8.) Dropping a dish being taken from the cabinet, will chip the sink but not the dish.

9.) Any item that’s not water-proof will always fall in water when dropped.

10.) Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed and will go in all directions.

Staying above the water line!



Anonymous said...

One more : Red food will always be dribbled down the front of your clothes.

Anonymous said...

Anything that can break,will break,and be the last one you have,on a holiday eve,and you need to wait 2 day's to replace it.

riverwalker said...

To: anonymous #1

That's a good one!


riverwalker said...

To: anonymous #2

How did you know what happened to me?


Ken said...

...FANTASTIC...murphy's one of the guys you love to hate...thanx for the laff

Anonymous said...

the last match in the pack will never light.

The Scavenger said...

That sounds a lot like the way my whole day has went. lol Pretty tuff day here on the farm. If it could go wrong, it did.


One Fly said...

Must of dropped something huh?

Mayberry said...

I told you to get that camera outta my house! : ) Murphy lives here, you know....

riverwalker said...

To: Ken
I needed a good laugh myself! Thanks.


To: anonymous #3

Hope you didn't need to start a fire!


To: Chris

Had one of those days myself!


To: One Fly

Yep! Among other things that all seemed to go wrong at the SAME time.


To: Mayberry

I think he got lost and wound up at my place. Don't worry! I gave him directions to your place.


Wretha said...

You know how the water swirls around when you flush the toilet? That is actually a vortex that bends space, time and gravity, drawing all things towards it when you drop them in the bathroom. It's science dude, that's why I have a sawdust toilet in my house, everyone just thinks it's because I'm off grid... hehehe


riverwalker said...

To: Wretha

Murphy uses physics to pull his tricks? I'm in trouble now.


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